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*Whats better?
Being the best of the worst? OR Being the worst of the best?
*Reality Keeps Ruining my Life
*its only work if somebody makes you do it
*Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completly pointless
*If you do a job badly enough than maybe you wont get asked to do it again
*"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!" screamed the dust speck
*There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't
*The phone lines are down. Gotta call the phone company and tell them.
*I don't care who you are man! Get the reindeer of my roof!
*Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once
*Always remember your unique, just like everybody else
*If you leave me alone, I kant bug you
*Roses are red, violets are blue, who cares! So are crayons!
*To hell with purple things
*Creakie trampolines are a safety hazard
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